VELMA

Hello? Is anyone there?

That's gonna hurt tomorrow.

Jinkies! It's actually true!

Ghost cock!

No, it has to be some sort of trick. A projected image, maybe?

Hmm. It feels real enough. I wonder if...

No, I shouldn't. That'd be inappropriate.

Then again, one in the field of the supernatural studies mustn't shy away from a potentially

groundbreaking discovery.

Right?

It's settled then.

Hold still now.

It's been a while since I've done this.

Well, it certainly functions like a real penis.

Uh, are you all right?

Oh.

A remote light switch, finally.

Now, now.

No need to do anything brash.

Fascinating. None of you know what to do with yourselves, don't you?

And you guys want me to show you?

Well, this isn't exactly my area of expertise, but...

Okay!

I'll have sex with a disembodied floating ghost penises!

For science, of course.

I can't believe how real this feels.

No, wait, that's not a-

Jinkies!

The things I do for science.