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เผยแพร่โดย hamsterddd
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So you're failing the course.
Yeah, my teacher, she doesn't explain it too well.
And I've been missing a couple classes.
So I just got backtracked on it.
Okay.
I mean, if you could, I mean,
I heard you're good in that lesson.
So if you could teach me a thing or two
that I wouldn't need to pass this class.
Well, I could probably teach you a thing or two.
I don't know if I can teach you a thing or two
about the course you're talking about,
but I could probably teach you how to convince
your instructor that you're deserving of a better grade.
Okay, not by teaching me the course?
No, I think I have something in mind
that might work a little better.
Your teacher, she's a more mature woman?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess my friend's car,
they say she's a cougar.
She's a cougar.
Yeah.
Well, gosh, you know, cougars can be tamed.
And maybe I can teach you how to put her
in a better frame of mind.
Is that so?
I mean.
Uh-huh.
See, cougars like little cubs to make them feel good.
And if you make her feel good enough,
she'll probably change your grade.
And you don't have to worry about learning anything.
And how can I make these cougars,
Well.
How can I make them happy?
Well, first you wanna learn to pet the kitty.
The cougar's kitty.
So, take your hand, and when you go to your teacher,
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